Tuesday, May 15, 2007

hmm, yes. quite.


JPG Menswear A/W 07

"Oh? What's that you say? Oh yes. I've certainly got it all. The sliced gloves, the turtleneck, the 'stache... I had to forever give up my mortal right to bear cheeks but just look at what I've been given in return. Since 1734 I haven't aged a day, and my hair has been perfectly preserved in all its noble, radiant glory. Oh, yes. Why, I've got three telescopes, 58 monarchies, and an entire Imperial navy under my belt. Who there dares to challenge me? I'll smite you down with my quizzical eyebrows. Who deigns to flaunt something that I do not already possess? Hmm?"



"You don't scare me, Lord Boskeletox. Let's see how your sliced gloves fare up against...



JPG Menswear A/W 07


my pleated man-skirt!"

5 comments:

Flo said...

Yes, Lord Boskeletox, my pleated man skirt. And if I do a little twirl like this-

Arrgh! The electric blue panties! Damn you, Stavaros. Look what you've done. My beauty...melting...melting...

Anonymous said...

I miss you! You are so damn funny! If only I could write this way!

TryMyDmi said...

Do not be fooled or threatened by the hard crusty shell of the man above my friends, what we have here is nothing but a young boy known to locals as Edward. Born on June 3rd 1975. An overemotional, sensitive mamas boy, slowly climbing to reach the inner age of 17. The age of a rebel! In this case he is rebelling against no other than his own bro Ivan,(pictured below) who, the night before, went and burnt Ed's favorite AniManiacs bed sheets with that same sly vicious smirk on his face. A war has begun!

MobileReality said...

OMFLOLROFGAFAWIGIJDK I can't stop laughing!!! Damn, sister. Damn.

Unknown said...

You got JOKes! So funny. I hope CCTs not killing you. I guess I'd notice if the haute fuzz got fizzy.
I'll be coming soon to a shoegasm near you...keep you posted.