Wednesday, September 30, 2009

i feel sick


Peter Jensen S/S 10

Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea.

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

three-way calling

Remember those little kiddie tri-level flip books that let you mix and match people's heads, torsos and legs to create wacky new looks?

Marios Schwab S/S 10

So does Marios Schwab.

a lady reveals nothing


Hey, if you weren't wearing any pants you'd keep your legs crossed too.

Monday, September 28, 2009

hair don't

In HF's fashion editor day job, we were advised by our boss to look at Marc Jacobs for "these funny hair accessories."

So we're editoring. Neutrals, yawn. Football gear, eh. New prints, yippeeeee. And then we start looking at the detail shots. Sure enough, the Marc Jacobs' models are wearing these funny hair accessories.

So we take a closer look. And realize there's something jarringly familiar about those funny hair accessories. Like a sociopath cellmate you thanked god you'd never see again.

Marc Jacobs S/S 10


Marc Jacobs, you have gone too far.


Band of Outsiders S/S 10

It must be hard to find the right shade of foundation when you're a vampire.