Saturday, May 5, 2007

get ready

...for some of the toughest high fashion law enforcement you will ever feast your grubby little toes on! Well, except maybe for the girls at gofugyourself, but come on, it's their full time job and they've got an intern. They've got celebrities dressing themselves and putting one foot in front of the other. They've got what we shudder to think as people exercising free will and then deciding it's a good idea to go get papparazzied. All I've got is hundreds and hundreds of runway models who are just following orders.

But that doesn't mean we can't still run commentary.

Stay tuned!


RUBY said...

I predict a cocktail named after this blog one day. heartcha.

Misopogon said...

When you're at a fashion show watching these 7-foot Serbian refugees coming down the aisle, did you ever wonder what would happen if you threw a cookie at them?

Tomorrow's headline: "Mint Brussel Incites Milano Runway Brawl"

Science: "Study Shows Fashion Models May Have Vestigal Digestive Organs"