Monday, May 14, 2007

jackets required

Sure, you can impress a date by becoming invisible, shredding wicked beats with your nunchucks, and breaking the maitre d's neck while simultaneously decorating the restaurant with romantic metal stars. But if you're not appropriately attired, you'll be right back to another saturday night eating pizza in the sewers before you can say "Cowabunga."

Hey, non-mutant ninjas need love too.

1 comment:

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