Thursday, March 10, 2011

fall collections, we have a winner!

Congratulations to Michael Kors for eliciting the first official Fuzz of the new fall 2011 season! What, you might ask, garnered Mr. Kors this honor?

The criterion was simple...

Michael Kors A/W 11

It made us go "UHH." 

(Plus now we can't stop thinking about drumsticks.)

Monday, March 7, 2011

closing remarks

You have now seen but a small sampling of odious offenses the Dynasty of Unflattering Pants has thus far committed on the female form. You have seen the Unflattering Pants perform  vicious attacks on human dignity, and grave humiliations, even on children. These were not isolated or sporadic events, but carefully coordinated as part of a wide practice of atrocious trends for spring 2011. And you have seen them condoned by, an internationally respected authority on fashion. 

If there remain any doubts in your mind as to the damage that will continue if you allow the Unflattering Pants to go forth unhindered, HF offers one final plea for your consideration:

Next year, this could be you.

Street fashion by Anthea Simms S/S 11

exhibit e: no one is safe

We deeply regret having to show this lime green metallic horror being inflicted upon a young, helpless child.

Mona Lisa S/S 11

exhibit d: it gets worse

Ashish S/S 11

These hammer pants are not only sequined AND leopard print, but adorned with foot-long fringe trim.