Monday, February 16, 2009


HF has been laid up all week with a nasty sinus infection. It's not pretty. So we decided to pass the time in bed catching up on our vintage TV and watched the entire first season of 90210 in about 4 days. That's right, the original. So many life lessons in so little time! Diet pills kill your appetite AND your personality! You can't tell who has AIDS just by looking at them! Teen mothers are just like us, only not! Matched imitation Pucci print spandex from head to toe is a MISTAKE!

from the episode "East Side Story"

Then we finished off the first season with radish vegetable boutonnieres at the spring dance and started looking at the fall 2009 collections. And were terrified at what we saw!


Alexander Wang A/W 09


Karen Walker A/W 09


Preen A/W 09

OK that one is actually kind of cool. BUT TOO EASILY PICTURED ON TORI SPELLING CIRCA 1990!

Come on, people! Were you so distracted by Brian Austin Green's dance moves that you missed the valuable fashion lessons?

Someone needs a serious heart-to-heart with Jim and Cindy.

Friday, February 13, 2009

be mine... or else

Silk robes are red

Lace garter belts, too

John Galliano Menswear A/W 09

Dammit Janet!

They're not for you!

Wishing you a V.D. free V.D.


Thursday, February 12, 2009

the fuzz will be with you... always

It seems Jabba the Hutt's dancing slave girl had plans to get married before she was fed to the Rancor for her unacceptable strip tease.

Giles Deacon S/S 09

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

modeling tips from the force

Obi-Wan: Let go your conscious self, and act on instinct.

Amanda: But with the blast shield down I can't even see. How am I supposed to walk?

Modernist S/S 09

Obi-Wan: Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them!

Amanda: I'm wearing something really ridiculous, aren't I.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

use the fuzz, luke!

You didn't think it was possible, did you... it's Star Wars Week on HF!

(Kind of like Shark Week on the Discovery Channel, but with less water.)

Eley Kishimoto S/S 09

Gold Leader: It's no good, I can't maneuver!

Gold Five: Stay on target.

Gold Leader: We're too close!