Wednesday, June 6, 2007

won't you help the children?

You've said "no" by changing the channel. You've said "no" by leaving the room. But desperate child models everywhere need your help. For less than the cost of a Starbucks Venti Orange Mocha Frappuccino per day, you can sponsor your very own child model. Every month you'll receive a press kit including:
  • A hand-typed letter from your child model's agent or publicist
  • A photo of him or her sporting the latest in spandex, ruffles, and glitter
  • A list of your child model's current height, weight, clothing and shoe sizes
Below you'll see just a few examples of what happens to child models who do not get the help they need. But be warned, the images you are about to see may disturb you.

So please, find it in your heart to help the child models.


joni said...


Kaliaboca said...

Jesus! I'm going to have nightmares!

PoPpYcOcK! said...

What ever happened to Poly Flanders?