Scarlett: I'm so thin and so pale, Mammy. And I haven't got any clothes!
Suddenly she straightens up as she catches a glimpse of the portieres hanging at the windows. She swings around abruptly and walks to them.
Scarlett: (fingering the material) Scoot up to the attic and get Ma's old box of dress patterns, Mammy.
Mammy: Whut you up ter wid Miss Ellen's po'teers?Scarlett: You're going to make me a new dress.
Mammy: Not outta Miss Ellen's po'teers! Not while Ah got bref in mah body!
Scarlett: Great balls of fire! They're MY portieres now! (She jerks down the portieres, pole and all; drapes the material over her shoulder; turns back to Mammy)
I'm going to Atlanta for that three hundred dollars, and I've got to go looking like Carol Burnett from her Gone With the Wind episode!
1 comment:
this one cracks me up big time.
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