Thursday, July 3, 2008

a holiday questionnaire

Before embarking on your exciting 4th of July holiday weekend, please take a minute and answer TRUE or FALSE to the following statements:

_____ I get easily sunburned.

_____ I experience irritation when sand and other debris blows into my eyes.

_____ I feel embarrassed by the way I look in a bikini or banana hammock.

_____ I don't like anyone to see me eat.

_____ Mosquitoes ignore my friends and go straight for me.

_____ I am constantly threatened by bees, yellow jackets, wasps, hornets, dragonflies, mating dragonflies, butterflies, fireflies and other flying insects.

_____ I like to dress up like a beekeeper.

_____ I like to dress up like a tent.

_____ Birds like to perch and poop on my head.

_____ I frequent the same beach and park locations as persons of whom I are legally forbidden to be within 100 yards and risk arrest if identified.

_____ I cover my Phillipa Gregory, Catherine Coulter, Nicholas Sparks, and latest Oprah's Book Club selections in dust jackets stolen from the Proust section of my local bookstore.

_____ I can't seem to find a hat that is big enough.

If you answered TRUE to at least one of these statements, then Cynthia Rowley's Personal Tent Hat is for you!

Cynthia Rowley Resort 09

Coming soon: Double Occupancy Personal Tent Hat

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