it does all that?

Who says high fashion is out of touch with the needs of the everyday woman? Not Marc Jacobs! Just look at this new spring 2010 boot from Louis Vuitton, designed specially for the demanding lifestyle of Jane Housewife.

Louis Vuitton S/S 10

This lime green beauty doesn't just look great, it also keeps your toes toasty during the June snows, AND sweeps under the lip of your kitchen cabinets while you do the dishes. And those pesky dust bunnies under the bed? Don't stand a chance! What's more, each boot is equipped with a built-in nunchuck for fending off all those would-be purse snatchers.

i feel sick

Symptoms...?




Peter Jensen S/S 10


Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea.

three-way calling

Remember those little kiddie tri-level flip books that let you mix and match people's heads, torsos and legs to create wacky new looks?

Marios Schwab S/S 10


So does Marios Schwab.

a lady reveals nothing

LAMB S/S 10


Hey, if you weren't wearing any pants you'd keep your legs crossed too.