ahoy!

Betsey Johnson S/S 09

Yo ho ho, mateys! Today I shall score the most treasured of treasures in the land! A magnificent haul! A bountiful booty! And then we shall embark for our month-long cruise to Treasure Island and the South Seas, where we shall pillage and plunder even more booty! Yarrrr, my sweet. Nothing can tarnish the splendor of this day!

GASP! The Black Spot!

Martin Margiela S/S 09

haute roll-up

Minions! Get me the biggest Fruit Roll-Up you can find!





Bigger!






Bigger!





BIGGERRRRRRRR!

Vivienne Westwood S/S 09


Now that's more like it.

little versailles on the prairie

Jeremy Scott S/S 09

Oh Pa, have we really got our very own tea cups?

paging ruffle magic barbie

Will the owner of a pink Corvette convertible please report to the concierge station? Your car is being towed.



Roksanda Ilincic S/S 09