(No, it's not the Gaultier spring runway... that would be too easy.)
Look! it's a phoenix!
Look! it's a human lego!
Look! it's the frontman from a Norwegian death metal band at Woodstock!
Look! it's a maitre d' who got lost on the way to work and now he's in our Halloween parade and he doesn't know what to do!
Look! it's John Galliano!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!