couple number 100!

Oh Fernando, my ravishing raven friend... I know that I should be honored to walk the Haute Fuzz 100th post. There's something in the air tonight, the stars are bright... And yet, I feel strangely empty... Now that I have fulfilled my greatest desire, what else is there to live for? I am left a girl without a dream... A warrior without a foe... A maritime explorer in the era of satellite video feed...

What's that Fernando?






How many of whose friends had to die to make my hat?





John Galliano A/W 08


I don't believe I like where this conversation is going.

prêt-a-portieres

Scarlett: I'm so thin and so pale, Mammy. And I haven't got any clothes!

Suddenly she straightens up as she catches a glimpse of the portieres hanging at the windows. She swings around abruptly and walks to them.

Scarlett: (fingering the material) Scoot up to the attic and get Ma's old box of dress patterns, Mammy.

Mammy: Whut you up ter wid Miss Ellen's po'teers?

Scarlett: You're going to make me a new dress.

Mammy: Not outta Miss Ellen's po'teers! Not while Ah got bref in mah body!

Scarlett: Great balls of fire! They're MY portieres now! (She jerks down the portieres, pole and all; drapes the material over her shoulder; turns back to Mammy)

I'm going to Atlanta for that three hundred dollars, and I've got to go looking like Carol Burnett from her Gone With the Wind episode!

Jeremy Scott A/W 08

knock knock

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Giuliano Fujiwara A/W 08


Orange you glad you don't have to wear this hat?

table for three, please

"Excuse me, miss... You can't bring that monkey in here."

"But it's my seeing eye monkey. I can't navigate the room without it."

"I'm terribly sorry, we only allow seeing eye dogs. It's against the health code."

"I see... Would you excuse me for a moment?"

Hussein Chalayan A/W 08

"Table for two, please."