there's something about these hats

We can't help but wonder if Angela Missoni has been watching a lot of The Flying Nun lately.

Missoni S/S 11

the 'it' menorah

HF doesn't usually do this, but we couldn't resist sharing this email we just received from Barneys.

Because really, nothing says 'trendy' like observing a 5,771 year old tradition.

caution: may cause bunching

Oh man, don't you just haaaate when you go to the ladies room and no one tells you there's a piece of toilet paper stuck to your shoe?

It's almost as bad as no one telling you your skirt is tucked into your underwear.

Paul Costelloe S/S 11

See, this is why girls don't go to the bathroom alone.

ah, lina, you look lovely!

Moncler S/S 11

 
Gee, this hat and goggles weigh a ton. What dope would wear a thing like this?

Everybody used to wear them, Lina.

Well then everybody was a dope!

well that explains a lot

 
Now, just so we're clear...

Michael Kors S/S 11

This is a burlap sack accessorized by platform Birkenstocks and chunky wool hiking socks.




By Michael Kors.




That's Birkenstocks with socks.




With SOCKS.

Michael Kors S/S 11

So, when you said that Gretchen's collection was "where fashion is going," what you really meant was, this is where Michael Kors is going. 

Because we're pretty sure fashion isn't going to spend the summer baking whole wheat bread at an AMC mountain hut.

Michael, that means you're out.


Please leave the runway.



Here's a burlap sack to put your things in.

Michael Kors S/S 11

fo' sho-lo

Here at HF we're big fans of the mullet. Bigger than Tina Turner's hair big. Bigger than Hulk Hogan's hulk big! If you're not familiar with the classic literary masterpiece The Mullet: Hairstyle of the Gods, do yourself a favor and get thee to a bookery! In this thoughtful portrait, you'll learn about such rockin' styles as: the Hello Cleveland, the Kentucky Waterfall, the Blade Runner, the Relief Pitcher, the Holy Roller, and (our personal favorite) the Tailored Mohican.

All the better to appreciate this Bi-Level Weekend Warrior Shlong sweater!

Business in the front...

Christopher Shannon S/S 11

Christopher Shannon S/S 11

... party in the back!