You have now seen but a small sampling of odious offenses the Dynasty of Unflattering Pants has thus far committed on the female form. You have seen the Unflattering Pants perform vicious attacks on human dignity, and grave humiliations, even on children. These were not isolated or sporadic events, but carefully coordinated as part of a wide practice of atrocious trends for spring 2011. And you have seen them condoned by Style.com, an internationally respected authority on fashion.
If there remain any doubts in your mind as to the damage that will continue if you allow the Unflattering Pants to go forth unhindered, HF offers one final plea for your consideration:
Next year, this could be you.
Street fashion by Anthea Simms S/S 11